This is a conversation I had with my husband after someone (not my husband) questioned me on an issue regarding my daughter. (In order to protect the guilty, I cannot go into further details about that.)
Me: (livid and screaming) "She's my daughter and if I want to paint her pink and dye her hair red then I can!"
My husband: (in his most serious voice) "Um...I'd be opposed to that."
So I had to laugh.
*Disclaimer: I was just trying to make a point. I assure you I do not plan to paint my daughter pink nor dye her hair red so there is no need to call CPS, however, if I did for some reason decide to do so, I promise to only use all natural soy-based paint and dye purchased from an Etsy seller. I'd also come up with a much cuter color combination.
You have a Bobby Brown song stuck in your head now don't you? And apparently it's really spelled prerogative. I learned something new.